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“Last week, I took over most of the shares, which makes me the owner of this business. I first wanted to watch from a distance how the business was run, and that has now become abundantly clear.” Then, he turned to the chef and said, “Your food is barely edible, so you’re fired.”
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The old man turned to Cindy and told her, “Cindy, the food you gave me last week was innovative, tasty, and the best I’ve eaten in years. Seeing as the chef’s position has just opened up, might you be interested in the job?”